'I love my two children more than anything, but just like with any other person living on Earth, I have my limits.'
Why Did No One Warn Me That Weekends Are the WORST When You're a SAHM?
All these offenses are a pesky, but manageable, part of parenting when that job comes with breaks. But when it doesn't, things get ugly . . . like haven't showered in two days, can't even remember where my makeup bag is ugly. I've accepted Summer as the peak season of personal unrest, an unavoidable time of child overload that comes with, like a good tan, an excuse to eat leftover French fries for lunch, and relaxed bed times.
I started flashing back to last year's Spring break. My husband and I hadn't gotten it together to plan a proper trip, so we pieced it together, scheduling a couple of nights at a hotel in downtown Chicago and a couple more at an indoor waterpark our kids had been begging to visit.
If I was going to be with my kids nonstop for a week at Thanksgiving, for two weeks at Christmas, for a five-day weekend over President's Day, and for another week at Spring break, I was going to have to get the
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