Woman Finally Forgives Self For Eating Entire Donut All Those Years Ago

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Woman Finally Forgives Self For Eating Entire Donut All Those Years Ago
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REDMOND, WA—In an effort to let the past be the past, local woman Cassie Keene told reporters Monday that she had finally forgiven herself for eating an entire donut all those years ago. “I’ll always be haunted by those 300 calories, but it’s time to move on,” said Keene, who spoke in a quiet, calm voice as she stared…

REDMOND, WA—In an effort to let the past be the past, local woman Cassie Keene told reporters Monday that she had finally forgiven herself for eating an entire donut all those years ago.

“I’ll always be haunted by those 300 calories, but it’s time to move on,” said Keene, who spoke in a quiet, calm voice as she stared into the distance out the window and recalled the chocolate-glazed yeast donut she had eaten for breakfast nearly three years ago. “I was young. I didn’t know what I was doing. But it’s time for me to let go. I know I’ve changed deep down, no matter how badly the memory of staring down at that chocolate-stained piece of wax paper hurts.

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