If I hear one more cover of 'Baby It's Cold Outside,' I'm going to scream.
Christmas is just capitalism commandeering our collective sense of guilt over the alienation we feel from our families, all in order to get our money. We’re obligated to celebrate this total fiction of togetherness and community that nobody actually feels, in the form of one treacle lie after another. We binge-drink for a month straight because we know this, but can do nothing to opt out.
“Hey, thanks! We never talk, but I’ve always wanted a corporate surveillance gadget in my home to steal more of my data.” Humbug. Fuck it.
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