Let us show you some pointless technology of our own
I'm standing in the queue at the cafeteria when the Boss holds up his hand and says:"Check this out!""No, not the food – the watch!" he burbles happily.NGAAAARRGH! I lock in full auxiliary power but it's too late – I'm getting sucked in by this conversation's tractor beam."Ah yes," I say, feigning a sidestep."Still, that's a nice looking apple turnover.
I resist the urge to shout at him that the only thing you should be queuing for at midnight is a kebab."Uh huh.""These things," I say, pointing at his watch and phone,"are the mayflies of the IT world. Their lifetime is so short that even the terms you use to describe them are obsolete in no time.""They COULD last for years, yes – but they won't.
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