With the fabled comedy showcase running until the end of August, we whittled down gags galore from this year’s standups to pick a dozen of our favourites
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.I asked if I could change the vaccine I was getting and the guy said he’d get his supervisor. I thought that was like Pfizer but a really, really good one.A spiritual guidance teacher playing hide and seek with kids: “All right, well, you guys go hide.
And find yourselves.”I come from a long line of immigrants. No, seriously, the queue was massive – the first thing they teach you when you move to the UK is queuing.I spent the whole morning building a time machine – that’s four hours of my life I’m definitely getting back.Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.
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