It’s all over for Rupert and Jerry – but pity Boris Johnson if the old mogul wants to see a new broom in No 10, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
, and advance any number of crazed theories about who was behind the 6 January attack on American democracy that couldn’t be traced back to the genies they spent years releasing from bottles with his blessing.: “No more tweets for ten days or ever! Feel like the luckiest AND happiest man in the world.” Mm. In light of his no longer being the luckiest AND happiest man in the world, I think we can safely say: you’ll be back, mate.
Speaking of which: who will be Rupert’s Catherine Howard? My preference would be for someone eye-poppinglylike Julia Fox, or a real Bunny Lebowski type who wants to spend his money all over town and participate in adult films with titles like PorkTV and Jurassic Cuck. Various reports about TalkTV have suggested they might relaunch it. You might as well relaunch the Titanic. “Scrape the barnacles off the grand staircase and yeah – you could definitely welcome some Tui all-inclusives. Couple of problems with the spa, but you expect that, don’t you?”
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