There comes a time in the life of every woman when she must solve an age-old mystery: the co-dependent relationship between a man and his one, manky pillow.
We, the fairer sex, have all been faced with this pillow. It sits, pride of place, in the centre of the mattress, often the only furnishing in the wall-to-wall carpeted hellscape that is the male bedroom. It is both thinner than a sheet of paper, and lumpier than a sack of potatoes.yellow. Seasoned, like a chef’s cast iron skillet, with years – or even decades, if there’s been no early intervention – of sweat until every hole in the linen is clogged.Ratty pillow discourse is not new.
It acted as a Bat-Signal, prompting his vindicated brethren to crawl out of the woodwork in their thousands to share that they, too, had a jaundiced pillow with which they refused to part. It was, they said, their “father’s pillow, and his father’s before him”.“I got rid of my yellow pillows maybe a year ago and I legit haven’t rested comfortably since,” another said.
, a pillow’s unsavoury yellow pallor is caused by the collection of moisture – like sweat, oil, drool or wet hair – on its surface over time. That ultimately leads to a build-up of pore-clogging bacteria, as well as allergens such as dust and mildew. A pillow protector, or higher-quality pillowcase, is recommended to prevent discolouration.A Sunshine Coast vet has braved air raids and the threat of missiles, entering a warzone to assist the animals left behind.
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