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Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

delvers another instalment of On-Call, our reader-contributed tale of another sad constant: IT people being asked to do amazingly dumb things.

That grand title reflects the skills and qualifications required to tend a sizable fleet of virtualized servers and their respective operating systems. Yes, a stapler. A thing that punches a small band of metal through several sheets of paper. Specifically, an electric one.

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