UK in hysterics at Asda festive lube range which 'helps Santa up the chimney'

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UK in hysterics at Asda festive lube range which 'helps Santa up the chimney'
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Well, this is different!

Shoppers have been left in hysterics by Asda’s latest Christmas product in their line, a festive-themed lubricant.

Images were shared on Reddit of a bottle of “tingle all the way” sending people into fits of laughter with hilarious X-rated Christmas jokes. The Christmas lube from Asda is available for £2.50 for a 75ml bottle, the traditional green bottle is decorated with snowflakes in a true festival style. Naturally people across the UK have been quick to come back with lots of jokes about the new product, commenting on the photo that was posted on Reddit. “It helps Santa up the chimney,” one user said.“Love a bit of stuffing on Christmas Day,” said another. A third added: “They'll be no Silent Night when this gets used,” said another.

“Tingle balls tingle balls tingle all the way,” a user chipped in. Some were more concerned with the details of the product, allegedly for research purposes.One user pondered: “I'm trying to think what they've put in it that makes it tingle. Something similar to the active ingredient in Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel? Now that would definitely be a night to remember.”

Then, seemingly settling the debate, the original poster of the image said: “It tingles with the joy of Christmas, obviously.”

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