We’ve all heard of the ‘lipstick effect’ and the ‘hemline index’ as indicators of the overall economy. But perhaps there is another gauge we should consider, says Arwa Mahdawi
, which knows a thing or two about cleavage, predicted the “side boob’s days could be numbered” and it was the “bum slip’s” time to shine. Along this journey we’ve seen various fashionistas declare the advent of male cleavage, side cleavage, no cleavage and hip cleavage.
I know all this is a lot to take in, but bear with me here because there has been an important new development in the cleavage wars. According to the , 2023 is the year of the “circumboob”. This is when you wear something that manages to show pretty much everything but the nipple. The year’s general aura of chaos has spilled over to fashion trends and now “sideboob, innerboobunderboob” have converged into one circum-trend. I know that the New York Post is not always to be trusted, but I have it on good authority that this new trend can be spotted out in the wild. I’ll put money on it: the circumboob is legit.
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