While her friends were getting proposed to or pregnant, Jana Hocking has revealed a very different “P” that she got into while in isolation.
We had invited a new friend and as she munched down a chip with guac she casually exclaimed, “Everyone’s getting proposed to or pregnant at the moment, but all I’ve been doing is watching porn.”
Yes, even us women. Yes, even those quiet librarian-type females in your office. If she has got access to the internet, then I promise you, she’s been watching porn. One of my girlfriends fondly calls it the “iso horn”. You fancy your men bearded, they cater for that. You fancy a dad bod? Why not click over here. You fancy yours buff and grey, oh hey why not click on this sexy grandpa. Some sites even let you submit your fantasy and they will find a real-life couple to act it out for you. It’s all veryUnlike the usual grotty porn sites, the female marketed porn sites take pride in making sure the woman featured in the filming is enjoying herself and looks pleasured in a realistic way.
One of them had found their dad’s stash and brought a VHS of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s honeymoon sex tape. Aside from the fact that we were all impressed that Tommy Lee could beep a car horn with his old fella it was nice to see a couple having a jolly good time on holiday.
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